After watching the movie Back To The future II; I started having this reoccurring dream. Night after night I dreamed that I had stolen the time traveling car, went back to 20 AD, or so, and tried to murder Jesus before his 33 AD date with the cross. This dreaming went on for weeks; most of the time when I did find Jesus, he was engaged in wild gay sex and orgies with his disciples. In 2 or 3 of the dreams; I was ass-raped, and then killed by them. It’s been many years since these dreams had ended; however, about two weeks ago, while sleeping this nightmare returned. This time I finally got him in the heart with a crossbow.
When I returned to the 80’s? The world had become almost totally Islamic, with a few Jews here and there. They were stoning and burning atheists, on almost every street corner. The infighting between Muslim sects had a daily death toll of over a 1000, just in my city. There were no modern city’s or towns; no electricity or running water, no cars or buses, no hospitals, or clinics, and. people’s teeth where rotting out of their heads.
When I finally located my home, I found my mom wearing a sheet, covering her from head to toe. She didn’t even recognize me, my sister had been married at the age of 11, and now was 17, and had given birth to 7 children, 3 of which, had survived.
Realizing I had made a major fuckup; so I decided to go back in time to the day, or so, before I’d killed this fucking prick; and somehow, prevent myself from killing him.
(To be continued).
As I made my way back to the car, which I had hid on the outskirts of town; as I was making my approach, I discovered about a dozen or so Muslims, had happened upon it, while returning home, from Morning Prayer. They didn’t seem like the aggressive types at first; so made my final approach, with keys in hand. When I finally entered the vehicle, and started preparing it for time travel; I notice they were all circling, and surrounding me, with spears, and rocks in their hands. So I decided to move the car, to a safer place before continuing. When I started up the car, and as the headlights came on; they all dropped to their knees, and started worshiping (the car, myself, or both)? As I sat there in amazement, feeling both relived, and disgusted. Almost about the same time, the light came on in my head (I don’t have to save Jesus; I just needed to kill Mohammad too)
I knew this thief, con-artist, and psychopathic fucking liar; was living in exile, somewhere in a cave, in the Middle East - in his place in time. So I programmed the car, and headed back to the past, to do the deed. When I arrived; I realized this would not be such an easy task. There were just too many others like him; who had all been run out of town, and most, for much the same reasons. When I finally found him; he was in a corner of his cave, and completely covered in his own shit. Moaning, and babbling on about Allah; while engaged in sex, with a very large sheep. So I decided to kill him, right there on the spot. As I as leaving, I turned around to have one final look; he was dead aright, and his sheep was standing over his dead body, and seemed to be crying. At this point, I said out loud: (so these where the types of Angel(s) who you where talking, and listing too; as you spent your 40 years here, while scheming, plotting, and planning in this cave)?
As I was walking back to the car, both tired, and mentally drained; I started wondering what kind of world, I’d find this time, when I returned. So I started the car, and headed for the 80’s again. When I returned back to my own time and space; the world had definitely changed! As I exited the car, the first thing I noticed was, the air was so fresh and clean. As I looked towards this pristine blue sky; there were all sorts of strange looking vehicles, flying in the air, and making their way across the sky. As I made my way into the city; the first thing I noticed, was, all the cars and buses, were all floating above the ground. About half the people I was seeing, looked like North American Indians, and all the rest, were of every other race, on the planet. They were all using some sort of advanced communication devices; most were speaking into, what looked like hand held computers. And there were holographic signs, everywhere. I was much relived to discover, they all spoke English. So I began asking directions, to the nearest library.